Transformers 2 Sucked!

[SYLIS]

That is all!

[Mericam]

There's one part towards the end where a goat jumps off the roof of a building in the background. Me and Legado both laughed hysterically at it. Pretty sure no one else in the movie knew why we were laughing.

Best part of the movie hands down.

[Littlearu]

That is all!

I counter you with one thing

MEGAN FOX RUNNING IN SLOW MOTION!!!!

that is all!

[SYLIS]

Megan Fox should only be seen and not heard... That is all!

[Dragonblade]

I counter you with one thing

MEGAN FOX RUNNING IN SLOW MOTION!!!!

that is all!

Hawt! Gives her toe thumbs even more screen time.

:sick:

[Littlearu]

Hawt! Gives her toe thumbs even more screen time.

:sick:

dude get back to me when your balls drop >.>

and sylis i can't really argue with that though i really don't care what she says as long as i can still look at her >.>

[Messershmit]

megan fox is gorgeous... and youre complaining about her thumbs?

anyways, i havent seen the movie yet

[Kaeyana]

Eh, typical summer action flick. I did laugh at Megan Fox running in slow-mo while taking off her jacket. XD And eh. I agree with Little. Megan Fox is really pretty. Hell, Alyssa Milano too - she has man forearms, but she has a gorgeous face. Can't win with everything. :P

[Vade]

Eh, typical summer action flick. I did laugh at Megan Fox running in slow-mo while taking off her jacket. XD And eh. I agree with Little. Megan Fox is really pretty. Hell, Alyssa Milano too - she has man forearms, but she has a gorgeous face. Can't win with everything. :P

Nooo, why'd you have to go and ruin Alyssa Milano. It's like saying that Daryl Hannah and Uma Thurman both have man hands.

[Saijen]

Nooo, why'd you have to go and ruin Alyssa Milano. It's like saying that Daryl Hannah and Uma Thurman both have man hands.

They... don't? I'm so confused by this thread. I think thumb toes means she has icky thumbs... which might be a huge turn off to some people! Hey we all dig different things... know what I'm sayin'?!?!

[Vade]

They... don't? I'm so confused by this thread. I think thumb toes means she has icky thumbs... which might be a huge turn off to some people! Hey we all dig different things... know what I'm sayin'?!?!


Oh they totally do. Just watch Kill Bill :(

[Littlearu]

Alyssa Milano too - she has man forearms, but she has a gorgeous face. Can't win with everything. :P

how does a girl develope man forearms does female masturbation really do the same thing that male masturbation does???

and as a single 23 year old i would do anything for a girl like megan fox. but then again i would do the same for a good night >.>;;;;

but yea Transformers 2 had everything thing a mental slow child like me needs. A Hot girl to watch run in slow motion all the time. and lots of big shiny things!

plots are for losers >.>

[Dragonblade]

Nooo, why'd you have to go and ruin Alyssa Milano. It's like saying that Daryl Hannah and Uma Thurman both have man hands.

You forgot Uma Thurman's ape feet. :sick:

[Kish]

megan fox looks like she wants to ram a goat up your *** and then kill you.

[Takk]

megan fox looks like she wants to ram a goat up your *** and then kill you.

o_0

[Saqqara]

how does a girl develop man forearms does female masturbation really do the same thing that male masturbation does???


1.) alyssa milano is also dyslexic. although I love her too it's kindof proof that God evens things out a bit, even when you think someone is much luckier than you.

2.) because of this thread...i can't even look at megan fox's hands anymore without being on the verge of vomiting...

[SYLIS]

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[Myrjala]

I thought the movie was much better than the previous one. The previous movie I felt was a conscious desire by Micheal Bay to destroy my childhood. This one at least had better fights, more transformers, and gave the transformers themselves more personality.

That being said:

My biggest problem with the movie was the LENGTH. The movie was pushing THREE HOURS.

THREE HOURS.

Now, explain to me why Micheal Bay didn't prune his movie down, or have some executive TELLING him to cut it down. You had SO MUCH useless crap in that movie. We waste 5 minutes on a stoned mom on campus. We waste 5 minutes with a roommate running a website. Do you have to show the humans dodging gunfire and running for 20 minutes? Couldn't you prune that down to 10? We get the bloody point.

I'm not saying cut the cool fights, those were good. But C'mon at THREE hours?

And Megan Fox isn't that hot really. I really hate spray-on tans.

Also, If I were Megan Fox, and Micheal Bay had told me "Okay, this your opening shot in the movie. I want you to get up on top of this motorcycle, and bend WAY over and pretend you're painting a logo on this bike at a weird angle. We're going to shoot you from behind, basically looking up your shorts," I would have said, "f*ck you Michael Bay, I'm an actress, not a f*cking porn star."

But I guess Megan Fox was okay with it. I'm sure she'll be posing nude somewhere within a couple years.

[Messershmit]

I thought the movie was much better than the previous one. The previous movie I felt was a conscious desire by Micheal Bay to destroy my childhood. This one at least had better fights, more transformers, and gave the transformers themselves more personality.

That being said:

My biggest problem with the movie was the LENGTH. The movie was pushing THREE HOURS.

THREE HOURS.

Now, explain to me why Micheal Bay didn't prune his movie down, or have some executive TELLING him to cut it down. You had SO MUCH useless crap in that movie. We waste 5 minutes on a stoned mom on campus. We waste 5 minutes with a roommate running a website. Do you have to show the humans dodging gunfire and running for 20 minutes? Couldn't you prune that down to 10? We get the bloody point.

I'm not saying cut the cool fights, those were good. But C'mon at THREE hours?

And Megan Fox isn't that hot really. I really hate spray-on tans.

Also, If I were Megan Fox, and Micheal Bay had told me "Okay, this your opening shot in the movie. I want you to get up on top of this motorcycle, and bend WAY over and pretend you're painting a logo on this bike at a weird angle. We're going to shoot you from behind, basically looking up your shorts," I would have said, "f*ck you Michael Bay, I'm an actress, not a f*cking porn star."

But I guess Megan Fox was okay with it. I'm sure she'll be posing nude somewhere within a couple years.


long movies dont bother me at all, in fact i prefer them... if im going to spend $8 a ticket, it better not be only an hour long, cause id be pissed

megan fox isnt an actress, shes only good as eye candy, everyone knows that and she does too, thats why she takes these types of roles, because she cant act worth a damn... sex sells and she sells it well

and yes she is that hot

[Saijen]

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[Littlearu]

long movies dont bother me at all, in fact i prefer them... if im going to spend $8 a ticket, it better not be only an hour long, cause id be pissed

megan fox isnt an actress, shes only good as eye candy, everyone knows that and she does too, thats why she takes these types of roles, because she cant act worth a damn... sex sells and she sells it well

and yes she is that hot

I have to agree with messer on all his points.

the only problem i had was with the whole plot of the movie. the machine that blows up the sun needs the key so they hide teh key then at the end the guys going to start it up without the key... come on am i the only one who noticed that?

[Myrjala]

Yeah I was wondering about that myself. Once Optimus is up and running again... they really can't restart the machine.

Plus... uhhhh... where were all the Decepticons going to ESCAPE to once they blew up the sun exactly?