Lyramion
01-21-2005, 07:04 AM
Posted this at KI also - where it sorta belongs ^ ^
Once upon a time a little Ninja decided its time to get past level 1 and level up to unknows hights! So he steps out of his Town.....
East Sarutabarta
Someone examines you!
THF5/no SJ, Question mark above head: “Woah a n1nja!!!!”
NIN: “Yes I just started to level it ^ ^ Welcome to FFXI btw ^ ^ Have fun and enjoy the world ^ ^”
THF5: “Gib me Gilzzz!!! I am s0 p00r!”
NIN: “Farm some Crystals they go for a lot nowadays”
THF5: “That takes t00 long!! Gimme Gilz! Can I befriend y00??”
NIN.. Orz
So eventually the Ninja reached Valkurm
He sets up a nice little Search comment. Adding “No Blind invite please! ^ ^” to the last line.
Blind invite of S3p3r0T VX Alpha²!
NIN: “/tell S3p3r0T>> Yes Please?”
S3p3r0T: “J0in ma party!”
NIN: *sight* “Well ok lets try..”
S3p3r0T: “Y0 are Ninja? Can U do that Ninjithojosublinkidinkithingy??!?”
NIN: “If you asking me for Utsemi - Yes I have it quested on my own ^ ^”
S3p3r0T: “Can U help me with it after PT?? Plz??”
NIN: “Maybe……”
S3p3r0T: “C00l, m33t us at outpost!”
So eventually the PT of 6 persons gather at the outpost. Level range 11 - 16.
Someone exaims you!
Someone exaims you!
Someone exaimsyou!
Someone exaims you!
Someone exaims you!
WAR14/no SJ: “afk mum has dinner rdy”
THF11/RDM: “afk need to get sister of school”
DRG12/BST: “brb need to visit grandmas funeral”
S3p3r0T (WAR16/DRK): “Np we can handle this with 3 - lets do Pugilz to warm up!”
WHM13/SMN4: “Are you sure?? I died 12 times today in dunes ; ;”
S3p3r0T: “N0 Pr0blem!!! Just let y0r Carbi attack! I did PugilZ with this l33t JP group and we g0t uber exp!!1. Ninja tankz!”
NIN: “Erm wait a sec……….”
(not a split second later)
S3p3r0T: “I pull !”
WHM13/SMN4: “I pull !!!”
S3p3r0T: “Pugil sighted! Provokin!! <annoying noize23>“
WHM13/SMN4: “Pulling Damselfly!! <annoyingnoise12>“
S3p3r0T: “OMGZ we pulled 2 same time - Ninjaz Provoke!!!”
WHM13/SMN4: “Provokeprovoke!!!!11”
NIN provokes - Home point YES/NO
After some more time the Ninja reaches Qufim and joins another Party.
WAR22/WHM4, Taru: “Meet Up at Tower!! I am gonna tank! Look My Job! I am just like a PLD!!!”
WHM25/noSJ: “..and you sure I can et my sub job skull here?!”
DRG21/PLD6: “Think so, those Skelez drop em don’t they??”
RDM23/WAR5: “afk my mum got lunch rdy!”
DRG21/PLD6: “afk have to take the dog out”
WHM25/noSJ: “afk my GF looks horny….”
MNK21/WAR10, Rank 10, eating Sole Sushi: “omg .. why only why....brb…Comitting suicide”
After 35 more minutes everyone is on their way to the Tower.
DRK22/DRG10: “omgz agro agro…….I died on way to tower!”
WHM25: “OMG me, too! I casted INVISIBLE but the skeletton still see me ”
WAR22: “Me die, too! ; ;”
Finally the Ninja reaches Kazam.
WAR26/THF6: “Lets camp here and fight goblins. Just run towards them and they will drop bomb for uber exp!!!!”
DRG25/BLM10: “Do we have any Skillchain so I can MB??”
DRK26/PLD1: “I will fight with Sword to skill up!”
WHM27/THF10: “Ok lets r0ck!!!”
THF25/RDM7: “Can someone else pull?? I have no money for range weapon”
So the WAR26/THF6 goes and pulls an IT++ Goblin. At 90% HP it throws its bomb at the Party. Everyone is at 150 HP.
WHM27/THF10: “Divine Might bless us with your Help! <Annoyingnoise43> - Divine Seal + Curaga!”
GOBLIN: “Yummy a WHM…*slash* *bloodbath*
Dead WHM27/THF10: “OMGOMGOMG I died! Why didn’t you provoke????”
NIN: “We provoked 3 times each - Sorry : :”
Dead WHM27/THF10: “YOU all suck!!! You dunno how to play thiz game!!!! /disband”
After some more unmentioned Adventures the Ninja reaches Crawlers Nest
THF41/NIN20: “/tell PT do you need it? we are @5”
NIN: “Ok I come over ^ ^”
Entering the PT he notices it’s the same THF he met in East Sarutabarta. But now wears Winged Boots+1, Emperor Hairpin, Sniper Rings +1.
NIN: “Oh hi I haven’t seen you for long! You seem like you put lots of hard work into your character ^ ^!”
THF41/NIN20: “You like my Equipment don’t U? I bought some Gils at IGE!!! Now I am more uber than U!”
NIN: “*sight* lets get started. Pull a Soldier Crawler”
THF/NIN20: “Soldier Crawler sighted! <annoyingnoise76> By the power of Grey skull I will pull you to my Camp! <annoyingnoise65> Where you will be killed without no Mercy <annoying noise 13> Pulling in 3 <Annoyingnoise53>!”
Finally the Crawler arrives at Camp. Ninja provokes.
CRAWLER: Lets Slow this Ninja so his utsemi recast time is above 1 minute.
NIN: “Haste Please!”
WHM41/RDM15: “Sorry I had no money to buy and none was at AH ; ;”
CRAWLER: Lets do COCOON so all ppl do only half dmg.
NIN: “Dispel pls!”
RDM40/NIN12: “Sorry had no money to buy it ; ; Can I lot the silk if it drops?”
THF41/NIN20: “Guys just go to IGE to get some gilz its easy….”
Disclaimer: No cute Rabbits or other animals were hurt during making up this Story
Once upon a time a little Ninja decided its time to get past level 1 and level up to unknows hights! So he steps out of his Town.....
East Sarutabarta
Someone examines you!
THF5/no SJ, Question mark above head: “Woah a n1nja!!!!”
NIN: “Yes I just started to level it ^ ^ Welcome to FFXI btw ^ ^ Have fun and enjoy the world ^ ^”
THF5: “Gib me Gilzzz!!! I am s0 p00r!”
NIN: “Farm some Crystals they go for a lot nowadays”
THF5: “That takes t00 long!! Gimme Gilz! Can I befriend y00??”
NIN.. Orz
So eventually the Ninja reached Valkurm
He sets up a nice little Search comment. Adding “No Blind invite please! ^ ^” to the last line.
Blind invite of S3p3r0T VX Alpha²!
NIN: “/tell S3p3r0T>> Yes Please?”
S3p3r0T: “J0in ma party!”
NIN: *sight* “Well ok lets try..”
S3p3r0T: “Y0 are Ninja? Can U do that Ninjithojosublinkidinkithingy??!?”
NIN: “If you asking me for Utsemi - Yes I have it quested on my own ^ ^”
S3p3r0T: “Can U help me with it after PT?? Plz??”
NIN: “Maybe……”
S3p3r0T: “C00l, m33t us at outpost!”
So eventually the PT of 6 persons gather at the outpost. Level range 11 - 16.
Someone exaims you!
Someone exaims you!
Someone exaimsyou!
Someone exaims you!
Someone exaims you!
WAR14/no SJ: “afk mum has dinner rdy”
THF11/RDM: “afk need to get sister of school”
DRG12/BST: “brb need to visit grandmas funeral”
S3p3r0T (WAR16/DRK): “Np we can handle this with 3 - lets do Pugilz to warm up!”
WHM13/SMN4: “Are you sure?? I died 12 times today in dunes ; ;”
S3p3r0T: “N0 Pr0blem!!! Just let y0r Carbi attack! I did PugilZ with this l33t JP group and we g0t uber exp!!1. Ninja tankz!”
NIN: “Erm wait a sec……….”
(not a split second later)
S3p3r0T: “I pull !”
WHM13/SMN4: “I pull !!!”
S3p3r0T: “Pugil sighted! Provokin!! <annoying noize23>“
WHM13/SMN4: “Pulling Damselfly!! <annoyingnoise12>“
S3p3r0T: “OMGZ we pulled 2 same time - Ninjaz Provoke!!!”
WHM13/SMN4: “Provokeprovoke!!!!11”
NIN provokes - Home point YES/NO
After some more time the Ninja reaches Qufim and joins another Party.
WAR22/WHM4, Taru: “Meet Up at Tower!! I am gonna tank! Look My Job! I am just like a PLD!!!”
WHM25/noSJ: “..and you sure I can et my sub job skull here?!”
DRG21/PLD6: “Think so, those Skelez drop em don’t they??”
RDM23/WAR5: “afk my mum got lunch rdy!”
DRG21/PLD6: “afk have to take the dog out”
WHM25/noSJ: “afk my GF looks horny….”
MNK21/WAR10, Rank 10, eating Sole Sushi: “omg .. why only why....brb…Comitting suicide”
After 35 more minutes everyone is on their way to the Tower.
DRK22/DRG10: “omgz agro agro…….I died on way to tower!”
WHM25: “OMG me, too! I casted INVISIBLE but the skeletton still see me ”
WAR22: “Me die, too! ; ;”
Finally the Ninja reaches Kazam.
WAR26/THF6: “Lets camp here and fight goblins. Just run towards them and they will drop bomb for uber exp!!!!”
DRG25/BLM10: “Do we have any Skillchain so I can MB??”
DRK26/PLD1: “I will fight with Sword to skill up!”
WHM27/THF10: “Ok lets r0ck!!!”
THF25/RDM7: “Can someone else pull?? I have no money for range weapon”
So the WAR26/THF6 goes and pulls an IT++ Goblin. At 90% HP it throws its bomb at the Party. Everyone is at 150 HP.
WHM27/THF10: “Divine Might bless us with your Help! <Annoyingnoise43> - Divine Seal + Curaga!”
GOBLIN: “Yummy a WHM…*slash* *bloodbath*
Dead WHM27/THF10: “OMGOMGOMG I died! Why didn’t you provoke????”
NIN: “We provoked 3 times each - Sorry : :”
Dead WHM27/THF10: “YOU all suck!!! You dunno how to play thiz game!!!! /disband”
After some more unmentioned Adventures the Ninja reaches Crawlers Nest
THF41/NIN20: “/tell PT do you need it? we are @5”
NIN: “Ok I come over ^ ^”
Entering the PT he notices it’s the same THF he met in East Sarutabarta. But now wears Winged Boots+1, Emperor Hairpin, Sniper Rings +1.
NIN: “Oh hi I haven’t seen you for long! You seem like you put lots of hard work into your character ^ ^!”
THF41/NIN20: “You like my Equipment don’t U? I bought some Gils at IGE!!! Now I am more uber than U!”
NIN: “*sight* lets get started. Pull a Soldier Crawler”
THF/NIN20: “Soldier Crawler sighted! <annoyingnoise76> By the power of Grey skull I will pull you to my Camp! <annoyingnoise65> Where you will be killed without no Mercy <annoying noise 13> Pulling in 3 <Annoyingnoise53>!”
Finally the Crawler arrives at Camp. Ninja provokes.
CRAWLER: Lets Slow this Ninja so his utsemi recast time is above 1 minute.
NIN: “Haste Please!”
WHM41/RDM15: “Sorry I had no money to buy and none was at AH ; ;”
CRAWLER: Lets do COCOON so all ppl do only half dmg.
NIN: “Dispel pls!”
RDM40/NIN12: “Sorry had no money to buy it ; ; Can I lot the silk if it drops?”
THF41/NIN20: “Guys just go to IGE to get some gilz its easy….”
Disclaimer: No cute Rabbits or other animals were hurt during making up this Story