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Lyramion
01-21-2005, 07:04 AM
Posted this at KI also - where it sorta belongs ^ ^


Once upon a time a little Ninja decided its time to get past level 1 and level up to unknows hights! So he steps out of his Town.....

East Sarutabarta

Someone examines you!
THF5/no SJ, Question mark above head: “Woah a n1nja!!!!”
NIN: “Yes I just started to level it ^ ^ Welcome to FFXI btw ^ ^ Have fun and enjoy the world ^ ^”
THF5: “Gib me Gilzzz!!! I am s0 p00r!”
NIN: “Farm some Crystals they go for a lot nowadays”
THF5: “That takes t00 long!! Gimme Gilz! Can I befriend y00??”
NIN.. Orz




So eventually the Ninja reached Valkurm

He sets up a nice little Search comment. Adding “No Blind invite please! ^ ^” to the last line.

Blind invite of S3p3r0T VX Alpha²!
NIN: “/tell S3p3r0T>> Yes Please?”
S3p3r0T: “J0in ma party!”
NIN: *sight* “Well ok lets try..”
S3p3r0T: “Y0 are Ninja? Can U do that Ninjithojosublinkidinkithingy??!?”
NIN: “If you asking me for Utsemi - Yes I have it quested on my own ^ ^”
S3p3r0T: “Can U help me with it after PT?? Plz??”
NIN: “Maybe……”
S3p3r0T: “C00l, m33t us at outpost!”

So eventually the PT of 6 persons gather at the outpost. Level range 11 - 16.

Someone exaims you!
Someone exaims you!
Someone exaimsyou!
Someone exaims you!
Someone exaims you!
WAR14/no SJ: “afk mum has dinner rdy”
THF11/RDM: “afk need to get sister of school”
DRG12/BST: “brb need to visit grandmas funeral”
S3p3r0T (WAR16/DRK): “Np we can handle this with 3 - lets do Pugilz to warm up!”
WHM13/SMN4: “Are you sure?? I died 12 times today in dunes ; ;”
S3p3r0T: “N0 Pr0blem!!! Just let y0r Carbi attack! I did PugilZ with this l33t JP group and we g0t uber exp!!1. Ninja tankz!”
NIN: “Erm wait a sec……….”

(not a split second later)
S3p3r0T: “I pull !”
WHM13/SMN4: “I pull !!!”
S3p3r0T: “Pugil sighted! Provokin!! <annoying noize23>“
WHM13/SMN4: “Pulling Damselfly!! <annoyingnoise12>“
S3p3r0T: “OMGZ we pulled 2 same time - Ninjaz Provoke!!!”
WHM13/SMN4: “Provokeprovoke!!!!11”
NIN provokes - Home point YES/NO



After some more time the Ninja reaches Qufim and joins another Party.

WAR22/WHM4, Taru: “Meet Up at Tower!! I am gonna tank! Look My Job! I am just like a PLD!!!”
WHM25/noSJ: “..and you sure I can et my sub job skull here?!”
DRG21/PLD6: “Think so, those Skelez drop em don’t they??”
RDM23/WAR5: “afk my mum got lunch rdy!”
DRG21/PLD6: “afk have to take the dog out”
WHM25/noSJ: “afk my GF looks horny….”
MNK21/WAR10, Rank 10, eating Sole Sushi: “omg .. why only why....brb…Comitting suicide”

After 35 more minutes everyone is on their way to the Tower.

DRK22/DRG10: “omgz agro agro…….I died on way to tower!”
WHM25: “OMG me, too! I casted INVISIBLE but the skeletton still see me ”
WAR22: “Me die, too! ; ;”



Finally the Ninja reaches Kazam.

WAR26/THF6: “Lets camp here and fight goblins. Just run towards them and they will drop bomb for uber exp!!!!”
DRG25/BLM10: “Do we have any Skillchain so I can MB??”
DRK26/PLD1: “I will fight with Sword to skill up!”
WHM27/THF10: “Ok lets r0ck!!!”
THF25/RDM7: “Can someone else pull?? I have no money for range weapon”

So the WAR26/THF6 goes and pulls an IT++ Goblin. At 90% HP it throws its bomb at the Party. Everyone is at 150 HP.

WHM27/THF10: “Divine Might bless us with your Help! <Annoyingnoise43> - Divine Seal + Curaga!”
GOBLIN: “Yummy a WHM…*slash* *bloodbath*
Dead WHM27/THF10: “OMGOMGOMG I died! Why didn’t you provoke????”
NIN: “We provoked 3 times each - Sorry : :”
Dead WHM27/THF10: “YOU all suck!!! You dunno how to play thiz game!!!! /disband”



After some more unmentioned Adventures the Ninja reaches Crawlers Nest


THF41/NIN20: “/tell PT do you need it? we are @5”
NIN: “Ok I come over ^ ^”

Entering the PT he notices it’s the same THF he met in East Sarutabarta. But now wears Winged Boots+1, Emperor Hairpin, Sniper Rings +1.

NIN: “Oh hi I haven’t seen you for long! You seem like you put lots of hard work into your character ^ ^!”
THF41/NIN20: “You like my Equipment don’t U? I bought some Gils at IGE!!! Now I am more uber than U!”
NIN: “*sight* lets get started. Pull a Soldier Crawler”
THF/NIN20: “Soldier Crawler sighted! <annoyingnoise76> By the power of Grey skull I will pull you to my Camp! <annoyingnoise65> Where you will be killed without no Mercy <annoying noise 13> Pulling in 3 <Annoyingnoise53>!”

Finally the Crawler arrives at Camp. Ninja provokes.
CRAWLER: Lets Slow this Ninja so his utsemi recast time is above 1 minute.
NIN: “Haste Please!”
WHM41/RDM15: “Sorry I had no money to buy and none was at AH ; ;”
CRAWLER: Lets do COCOON so all ppl do only half dmg.
NIN: “Dispel pls!”
RDM40/NIN12: “Sorry had no money to buy it ; ; Can I lot the silk if it drops?”
THF41/NIN20: “Guys just go to IGE to get some gilz its easy….”



Disclaimer: No cute Rabbits or other animals were hurt during making up this Story

Takk
01-21-2005, 07:28 AM
hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

ROFL, lyra, that is amazing.

/clap

lololol lololol lololol

Sarizaddi
01-21-2005, 07:51 AM
"No cute rabbits or other animals were hurt during this posting"...

Same as your groups, you could advertise in your comments "No Beastmen were harmed in the making of this exp party"

Shido
01-21-2005, 09:18 AM
AHAHAHAHAH, thats great lyra.

Drashogar
01-21-2005, 09:37 AM
LMAO funny stuff... :)


Can I ask.... why is this inspired by Trael?

Laucian
01-21-2005, 09:59 AM
I liked the WHM dying in Jungle because its so true.;;

Not that I did that. >_> Seriously. ; ;

QUIT STARING AT ME.

Starz
01-21-2005, 10:09 AM
man you gotta love those underlvled subs... <3 lyra

Myrjala
01-21-2005, 10:30 AM
OMFG I'm dying at work reading this. Hilarious!!

The funny thing is that I actually partied with a THF/WHM in Garliage Citadel once... I think he's up there in the top three "Dead Weight on the Party" players since I started the game.

OMG I hope no one has ever partied with a DRG 21 / PLD 6. I almost spat out my coffee all over my monitor when I read that.

Asami
01-21-2005, 11:17 AM
/appluad /encore encore!

reminded me of this last week in a pt in dunes.

Trael
01-21-2005, 12:06 PM
hahahahahahah lyra
lololol

lyra started doing this story thingamabob when i was lvl nin in the dunes LOL (i was complaining about pt setups or something i dont remember what)
nice!!

Finalwolf
01-21-2005, 12:11 PM
l0ol, what a good way to wake up laughing

Douggy
01-21-2005, 03:43 PM
ROFLlmaoHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahaHAHAorz

omg, that is priceless

Maliki
01-21-2005, 05:26 PM
lol, that was great :happyroll
excellent work

Koda
01-21-2005, 09:27 PM
i suppose it would be far funnier if it werent so dang true orz

Lucrecia
01-22-2005, 01:03 AM
ROFL, nicely done Lyra lololol
Man i don't miss those noobs orz...

Dulche
03-12-2005, 09:04 PM
haha, i just now read this. Excellent work lyra

Ghaleon
03-12-2005, 10:54 PM
:megacanno Valkurm

:gape: I LOVE IT!!!

Xiao
03-13-2005, 01:47 AM
Think i agree with Koda, this is funny but it would be funnier if it were not the exact reason why i dont want to level drg,whm,smn,and thf, all jobs that i would love to level but really really do not want to deal with all that again.

Aneko
03-13-2005, 10:33 AM
thanks for the stories Grandpa^^

Rachell
03-13-2005, 05:45 PM
hhahahahhahaahahahahahhahahaha

i was in dunes last weeek and somethings never never change
the only 1s in dunes that seem to know what they are doing is the beastman