jokes...

[Gimlas]

There were 3 guys on a cliff with several guys below holding a blanket. The guys below told the guys on the cliff to jump one at a time and they will catch them on the blanket.

The first guys jumps. Quickly the blanket is moved out of the way and the guy hits the ground.

The second guy says "No way I am jumping, you all will move the blanket."

The Guys below replie "Ow~ we just did not like that guy, we won't move it from under you."

So the second guy jumps. They move the blanket again. Splat!!! He hits the ground.

Third guy says "You think I am falling for that? Step away from the blanket!"

....Hope I made you smile.

[Richey]

Subject: FW: A married couple is driving along a highway...


A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles
per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across
at her and speaks in a clear voice.

"Darling," he says. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I
want a divorce."

The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly
increases her speed to 45 mph. The husband speaks again.

"I don't want you to try and talk me out of it,"he says, "because I've
been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a far better
lover than you are."

Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly
and slowly increases the speed to 55. He pushes his luck.

"I want the house," he says insistently.

Up to 60 mph.

"I want the car, too," he continues.

65 mph.

"And," he says,"I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and
the boat."

The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This
makes him a wee bit nervous, so he asks her:

"Isn't there anything you want?"

The wife at last replies - in a quiet and controlled voice.

"No, I've got everything I need." she says.

"Oh, really?" he inquires, "So what have you got?"

Just before they slam into the wall at 75 mph, the wife turns to him
and says

"The airbag."

(Never underestimate how a woman thinks.)
:lafflaff:

[Darkculex]

(sorry for all the blondes out there) How do you kill a dumb blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool